Newhart
1982–1990
Seasons
Season 1
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E1
In the Beginning
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E2
Mrs. Newton's Body Lies A-Mould'ring in the Grave
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E3
Hail to the Councilman
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E4
Shall We Gather at the River?
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E5
This Probably Is Condemned
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E6
No Tigers at the Circus
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E7
The Perfect Match
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E8
Some Are Born Writers... Others Have Writers Thrust Upon Them
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E9
No Room at the Inn
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E10
The Senator's Wife Was Indiscreet
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E11
Sprained Dreams
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E12
The Way We Thought We Were
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E13
The Visitors
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E14
What Is This Thing Called Lust?
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E15
Breakfast Theatre
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E16
Ricky Nelson, Up Your Nose
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E17
A View from the Bench
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E18
The Boy Who Cried Goat
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E19
Heaven Knows Mr. Utley
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E20
You're Homebody 'til Somebody Loves You
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E21
Grandma, What a Big Mouth You Have
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E22
I Enjoy Being a Guy
Season 2
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E1
It Happened One Afternoon: Part 1
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E2
It Happened One Afternoon: Part 2
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E3
Animal Attractions
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E4
The Stratford Wives
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E5
The Girl from Manhattan
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E6
Don't Rain on My Parade
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E7
Lady & the Tramps
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E8
The Man Who Came Forever
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E9
The Looks of Love
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E10
Kirk Goes for the Juggler
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E11
Jug of Wine, Loaf of Bread & Pow
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E12
Cats
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E13
Curious George at the Firehouse
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E14
Book Beat
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E15
Kirk Pops the Question
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E16
Best Friends
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E17
Kirk Ties One On
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E18
Go, Grandma, Go
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E19
Leave It to the Beavers
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E20
Vermont Today
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E21
Send Her Ella
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E22
New Faces of 1951
Season 3
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E1
Tell a Lie, Get a Check
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E2
Twenty Year Itch
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E3
A Hunting We Will Go
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E4
Miss Stephanie
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E5
But Seriously, Beavers
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E6
Tickets, Please
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E7
Poor Reception
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E8
The Fan
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E9
Happy Trials to You
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E10
Georgie's Girl
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E11
Pillow Fight
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E12
Local Hero
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E13
Dick Gets Larry's Goat
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E14
Once I Had a Secret Love
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E15
Lady in Wading
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E16
Look Homeward, Stephanie
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E17
My Fair Larry
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E18
You're Nobody 'til Somebody Hires You
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E19
Out with the New, Inn with the Old
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E20
R.I.P. Off
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E21
The Prodigal Darryl
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E22
What Makes Dick Run
Season 4
- E1 Pirate Pete Dick fills in on a kiddie TV program for its ailing host, Pirate Pete. Dick is appalled at Pete's commercialism and inadvertantly gets the programs cancelled. Dick tries his hardest to get Pete reinstated. Meanwhile, George plays a practical joke on Stephanie, adjusting her scale up two pounds.
- E2 The Way We Ought to Be Michael and Steph break up when Michael realizes he's tired of Stephanie's demanding ways. Dick has difficulties with the WPIV staff when they're slow to direct his show.
- E3 Summa Cum Larry Dick covers for Larry when he enrolls in night school and doesn't want the Darryls to know he's improving himself. Joanna obsesses when a travel guide lowers the inn's rating.
- E4 Oh, That Morocco A lonely Joanna becomes best friends with Stephanie who insists on a group vacation to lovely Morocco.
- E5 Candidate Larry Larry runs for Mayor.
- E6 Locks, Stocks, and Noodlehead Stephanie's father visits the inn with the news that he's left his wife. The town celebrates Colonial Days, an authentic recreation of colonial times.
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E7
The Geezers in the Band
- E8 The Shape of Things Stephanie and Joanna open an aerobics club. Problems present themselves when Stephanie appoints herself as the manager and relegates Joanna to custodial duties.
- E9 Write to Privacy Joanna and Steph are furious with Michael after they peek at his diary and find out what he really thinks of them.
- E10 Still the Beavers Dick convinces George to quit the Beaver Lodge after the Beavers cheat George out of a prize rightfully his. George starts up a rival lodge to get back at the Beavers.
- E11 Much Ado About Mitch George joins a Big Brother program and is dismayed when his young protege Mitch is awestruck by Dick's fast paced lifestyle. Michael and Stephanie use a Oujia board.
- E12 Look Ma, No Talent Michael begins shirking his duties and risks his job when he tries to find a talent to impress his mother.
- E13 Larry's Dead, Long Live Larry Larry dedicates his life to Dick when he believes Dick brought him back from the dead.
- E14 Stephanie Nightingale Stephanie must care for the hotel staff and guests when a measels epidemic sweeps the inn.
- E15 The Stratford Horror Picture Show The Loudons are spooked when the ghost of Sarah Newton (episode #2) returns to haunt the inn.
- E16 I Do, Okay Joanna and a decidedly unenthusiastic Dick decide to renew their wedding vows to celebrate their wedding anniversary.
- E17 The Snowmen Cometh The town panics when it appears the annual Snow Carnival will be cancelled due to a lack of snow. Larry, Darryl & Darryl request $2,000 to make it snow.
- E18 Will the Real Dick Loudon Please Shut Up? Dick is thrilled when a production company expresses interest in making 'How to be a Plumber' into a video. His elation quickly dissipates when the producers decide to recast 'Dick Loudon' because of Dick's shifty eyes and stammer.
- E19 He Ain't Human, He's My Cousin George meets his only living relative, Cousin Eugene.
- E20 Dwight Schmidlapp Is Not a Quitter On a lark, Dick submits his newest book to his publisher under the pseudonym he used when he first started writing, Dwight Schmidlapp, only to find it rejected. Dick sinks into a funk when he realizes he's 'coasting' in his writing career.
- E21 Torn Between Three Brothers A jilted fiancee staying at the inn gets a job at the Minuteman cafe. She unwittingly encourages the affections of both Darryls but rejects them for the more vocal Larry. George organizes a citywide campaign when Michael pulls Barnaby Jones off the air in favor of The Secret Lives of Platinum Gold Dancers.
- E22 Baby, I'm Your Handyman George worries that a new girlfriend, actress Loretta Dupris is only dating him to make use of his handyman skills. TV Producer J.J. buys a Victorian mansion and plans to bulldoze it to erect a space needle.
- E23 Replaceable You Secretary Alma amazes Dick, which she fills in as producer.
- E24 Pre-Nups The Loudons, George, Steph and Michael are invited to Vanderkellen mansion for Arthur's birthday. Art insists Michael sign a pre-nuptial agreement that he refuses to do. Stephanie fears Michael's only dating her for her money. Dick worries when he breaks a music box given to Arthur by Winston Churchill.
Season 5
- E1 Co-Hostess Twinkie Dick is stuck with a perky, brainless co-hostess for his new program 'On the Town'. Meanwhile, Larry and the Darryls name their new pig 'Miss Stephanie' much to the real Stephanie's dismay.
- E2 Camp Stephanie Stephanie has her hands full when she temporarily leads a group of 'Ranger Girls'. While Steph tries to teach them about coming-out parties and makeup, the girls want to learn survival techniques. Meanwhile, Dick and Joanna endure George's wood carving, Mount Stratford.
- E3 Dick the Kid Dick heads west to pursue his dream of being a cowboy.
- E4 High Fidelity Dick endures the townspeople's pity when Joanna and new friend Hal are suspected by everyone of having an affair.
- E5 Desperately Desiring Susan (1) Michael becomes enamored with temporary office secretary Susan.
- E6 Desperately Desiring Susan (2) Michael struggles with his desire for Susan, versus his passion for Stephanie.
- E7 My Two and Only A new friend threatens Larry's position as family leader.
- E8 Thanksgiving for the Memories The Newhart family travels to Vanderkellen mansion for Thanksgiving, but is forced to leave prematurely when Stephanie finds her parents threw away her favorite toy.
- E9 Utley, Can You Spend a Dime Dick convinces a reluctant George to live a little and spend some of his $50,000 fortune. Meanwhile the town believes Dick to be destitute after a check bounces due to a bank error.
- E10 Sweet and Sour Charity Dick and Joanna have an opportunity to shed their 'town newcomer' status when Dick's asked to run a fundraiser for the local library. Dick, the former advertising executive, finds it a hard pill to swallow when his idea is rejected and Joanna's is unanimously applauded.
- E11 Everybody Ought to Have a Maid Stephanie worries she might lose her job after she breaks a toe and her temporary replacement is 'better than Mary Poppins'.
- E12 Saturday in New York with George Dick and George attend a literary party in New York. Dick worries that George won't fit in with the high class partygoers and is stunned and jealous when George is the life of the party.
- E13 Love Letters in the Mud Michael helps Larry court the girl of his dreams. Joanna holds Dick responsible for his actions in her dream.
- E14 First of the Belles Dick's old college sweetheart visits the inn for a weekend of skiing, leaving Joanna worried that Dick may want to rekindle an old flame.
- E15 It's My Party and I'll Die if I Want To Cousin Ned Vanderkellen's 100th birthday party goes smoothly... until Cousin Ned drops dead.
- E16 Chimes They Are a Changin' George sets out to repair the town's cracked bell tower, even after the town votes him down. Michael rents The Wizard of Oz to overcome his fear of wind.
- E17 Unfriendly Persuasion Dick tries to help Joanna overcome her fear of eye doctors. George feels slighted by Stephanie after she blows him off in favor of shopping.
- E18 Jail, Jail, the Gang's All Here Larry, Darryl & Darryl ask Dick to represent them after they're arrested for kidnapping a neighbor's cow.
- E19 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Loudon Dick gains an unwanted reputation as an acerbic wit after verbally assaulting an inept guest.
- E20 Fun with Dick and Joanna Dick and Joanna find that spontaneity isn't all it's cracked up to be after Dick's spontaneous plans land them in a fleabag motel for the worst night of their lives.
- E21 Night Moves Dick tries to find someplace to sleep after Joanna throws him out.
- E22 Harris Ankles PIV for Web Post Michael interviews for a network job. George finds a 'Duck Rock'.
- E23 Good-Bye and Good Riddance, Mr. Chips Dick enrolls in a typing class, only to find that the teacher, Mr. Brooney, is the same tyrant he had for a sixth-grade teacher.
- E24 Much to Do Without Muffin Michael is lost when Stephanie goes away for the weekend. Desperate, he goes to a Beaver Lodge dinner with George and is the life of the party.
Season 6
- E1 Here's to You Mrs. Loudon Joanna has trouble dumping a 16-year-old boy with a crush on her. George searches for a nickname.
- E2 Prima Darryl Larry is ousted as leader after he discovers that Darryl is actually the oldest of the three.
- E3 Inn This Corner Dick and Joanna love the fun-loving couple staying at the Stratford...until they announce they're opening a posh new inn down the street.
- E4 Me and My Gayle George reunites with an old high school flame.
- E5 Reading, Writing, and Rating Points Michael steals an idea for a new program from a student in his television production class.
- E6 Vintage Stephanie Stephanie panics when she discovers she's no longer 'blossoming'. It takes Larry, Darryl, and Darryl's sage advice to break her depression. George buys blue jeans.
- E7 Take Me to Your Loudon Michael seeks to create an Orson Welles-style panic when he programs The War of the Worlds on Halloween night. Dick desperately tries to control the panicked guests at the inn's costume party.
- E8 Till Depth Do Us Part (1) Synopsis coming soon
- E9 Till Depth Do Us Part (2) Synopsis coming soon
- E10 Telethon Man Dick hosts a 48-hour telethon when WPIV is about to go under.
- E11 Laugh at My Wife Please Joanna delivers Dick's unfunny speech when she's picked to give historical presentations to tour groups. George babysits the Darryls while Larry vacations.
- E12 Support Your Local Shifflet Dick encourages Officer Shifflet to go on strike after the town refuses to give him a raise.
- E13 My Three Dads Larry, Darryl & Darryls announce their plans to adopt a child. Little do they suspect their 'child' will be 18-years-old.
- E14 A Friendship That Will Last a Lunchtime Dick's former co-host Buffy Denver visits the inn and strikes up a friendship with Stephanie after discovering they have so much in common.
- E15 Presence of Malice Dick has a showdown with television critic Curtis Bilgray after Bilgray writes several negative reviews of 'Vermont Today'. Larry and the Darryls become cult figures after finding a pancake with Paul Anka's face on it.
- E16 Would You Buy a Used Car From This Handyman? George decides to fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a used car salesman.
- E17 The Buck Stops Here Dick becomes the town pariah after he inadvertently kills the town's good-luck charm, The Great White Buck.
- E18 Attention WPIV Shoppers Dick is roped into co-hosting a home shopping show with Stephanie.
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E19
The Big Uneasy
- E20 Draw Partner Dick gets a chance to work with his favorite illustrator, Corinne Denby, while George & Joanna eagerly await the Inn's 5,000th guest.
- E21 A Midseason's Night Dream This unique episode goes inside several characters' dreams. Dick dreams all his troubles have disappeared; the wicked Joanna torments Stephanie; Michael runs three major networks; and Larry guest hosts the Tonight Show.
- E22 Newsstruck Michael changes his entire outlook on life when he starts producing the news. George gives up on the Red Sox.
- E23 The Gleeless Club Dick's on the outs with Joanna when he's accepted into the town glee club and she's not.
- E24 Courtin' Disaster Joanna sets George up on a blind date. Everything goes great until George runs into his date's jealous ex-boyfriend.
Season 7
- E1 Town Without Pity Dick becomes the focus of the town's ire after a prisoner breaks out of jail using one of Dick's how-to manuals.
- E2 Apples, Apples, Apples Michael revs up the stale Ye Olde Apple Days festival, leaving George and his traditional activites in the cold..until George organizes a rival festival. Larry and his brothers stage a walk-a-thon when swampland is endangered.
- E3 This Blood's For You Stephanie is horrified to discover that a blood transfusion following an emergency appendectomy came from Darryl.
- E4 I Married Dick Dick and Joanna visit a therapist after Joanna becomes concerned that their marriage is stagnating. Stephanie is worried after discovering that Michael had large ears as a child.
- E5 Goonstruck Stephanie is attracted to the virile young stomemason working at the Inn.
- E6 I Came, I Saw, I Sat Dick's father visits the inn and, to Dick's consternation, resists all Dick's efforts to entertain him.
- E7 Twelve Annoyed Men...and Women Dick's patience is tried when he's elected foreman of a jury of the townspeople, who as always use their peculiar intellect to irk Dick.
- E8 Home for the Hollidays Joanna lands a job selling real estate. Her first sale hits a snag when her low-class clients, the Hollidays, stay at the inn while looking for a home.
- E9 Shoe Business Is My Life Michael goes job hunting after he's axed by WPIV.
- E10 George and the Old Maid The Inn's old maid, Madelyn Stone, returns after a 25 year absence to answer George's marriage proposal. Stephanie competes with Madelyn.
- E11 Hi, Society Dick fills in for Michael and takes Stephanie to a high society charity ball. Dick is the life of the party after Stephanie tells everyone that Dick owns a large hotel chain.
- E12 Cupcake on My Back Michael goes into debt after spending lavishly on Annual Cupcake Day.
- E13 Another Saturday Night Michael & Joanna endure a torturous evening at Larry, Darryl & Darryl's house. Dick gives a commencement speech at an exclusive school.
- E14 The Nice Man Cometh Dick is picked to be the sidekick for a new late night talk show hosted by an abrasive man who has it in for Dick.
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E15
One and a Half Million Dollar Man
- E16 The Little Match Girl While visiting Michael in a sanitarium (he's vacationing), Dick runs into illustrator Corinne Denby and invites her to collaborate with him on his next book...despite her habit of burning things.
- E17 Buy, Buy Blues Stephanie goes on a shopping spree while she tries to forget Michael. Meanwhile Dr. Kaiser realizes she has developed an attraction for Michael (who's been released from the sanitarium).
- E18 Message from Michael Michael becomes a last minute guest on Vermont Today and emerges a town favorite. The dimwitted locals hang on his every word.
- E19 Homes and Jo-Jo Joanna gets her own realty television show providing a great lead-in for Vermont Today. Dick loves the big ratings but can't stand Joanna's amorous co-host. Meanwhile, one of the Darryls' receives a manservant as a present.
- E20 Georgie & Bess George's Aunt Bess visits, shattering several of his childhood beliefs when he finds she wasn't the sweet lady he remembers. Dick and one of the Darryls play chess.
- E21 Murder at the Stratley The townspeople accuse Dick or murdering Joanna after her ""disappearance"" strangely fits the scenario of his first murder-mystery novel, ""Murder at the Stratley"".
- E22 Malling in Love Again Michael and Stephanie conduct personal interviews at the mall and realize that they're perfect together after all.
Season 8
- E1 Don't Worry Be Pregnant Michael and a pregnant Stephanie return from a six-month cruise totally unprepared for parenthood.
- E2 Get Dick Dick accidentally burns down Maison Hubert while enjoying an after-dinner cigar. The Loudon's take in Hubert while he recuperates. Hubert vows he will ""get Monsieur Loudon"".
- E3 Poetry and Pastries Dick is chosen to judge the annual Poetry and Pastry contest. Miss Goddard, the reigning champion, uses her feminine wiles to try to influence the judging. Michael throws an all-male baby shower.
- E4 Utley Exposed An episode of Vermont Today on 'Hidden Shame' nets a surprise guest when George admits to a childish prank.
- E5 Ramblin' Michael Harris Michael quits his job at Menkey's grocery to become a lounge singer.
- E6 Meet Michael Vanderkellen Stephanie's mother offers to buy the newlyweds a mansion, but only if Michael changes his last name to Vanderkellen.
- E7 Good Lord Loudon A cash-strapped visiting dignitary makes Dick a royal Lord. After hearing of his good fortune, the townspeople's opinion of Dick jumps up a notch.
- E8 Cupcake in a Cage Stephanie is sent to jail after she slaps a security guard in a fit of prenatal hormones.
- E9 Attack of the Killer Aunt Joanna's Aunt Louise visits bearing gifts, despite her long-standing opinion that Joanna is much too good for Dick.
- E10 I Like You, Butt... George meets the perfect girl, except for her large rear end. Michael and Stephanie consult with a baby naming guru.
- E11 Jumpin' George Georeg plans on never sleeping again when he's plagued by a recurring nightmare. Michael & Stephanie use 'wombphones' to educate their future child.
- E12 Lights! Camera! Contractions! It's baby time for the Harris' as Steph's baby is about to be born. Michael is determined to capture the birth on tape over Stephanie's objections.
- E13 Beauty and the Pest Joanna takes an odd man to several houses to try to convince him to buy one, but he just can't seem to commit. Joanna visits his home and walks in to find a shrine dedicated to her.
- E14 Good Neighbor Sam When an overbearing new neighbor moves next door, Dick finds his polite veneer mistaken for friendship. The townsfolk, who all assume Dick is their best friend, are in an uproar when they hear that Dick and Sam are 'best friends'.
- E15 Child in Charge Stephanie's parents buy WPIV for baby Stephanie. Dick refuses to pander to the child, forcing baby Steph to cancel Vermont Today in the middle of an interview with George McGovern.
- E16 Seein' Double Michael announces plans to spice up WPIV's lineup with a new sitcom, Seein' Double starring Stephanie as identical twins Judy and Jody, with Dick as their crotchety widowed father.
- E17 Born to Be Mild Dick is roped into joining George's old gang, 'The Houligans', when they reunited after 40 years. Dick leads them into a rumble against their long-time rivals, 'The Ruffians'.
- E18 Daddy's Little Girl After another shopping spree for baby Steph, Dick teaches Michael that materialism isn't the best way to raise a child. A skeptical Michael becomes convinced after a haunting dream depicts a possible future. Julia Duffy plays grown-up baby Steph.
- E19 Georgie and Grace George falls under the influence of five priests vacationing at the inn. After George announces his intention to join the priesthood, Miss Goddard tries her hardest to change his mind.
- E20 Handymania George is the toast of the town when he events a hot new board game, ""Handymania"".
- E21 Dick and Tim Dick finagles his way into a weekly poker game with Tim Conway. Unaware of Tim's cheap nature, Dick drives him away after raising a quarter.
- E22 Father Goose Michael comes up with the perfect lead-in to Vermont Today, the 'Giddy Goose' show. He casts his favorite dinner theater actor as Giddy, only to discover the man's also his father.
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E23
My Husband, My Peasant
- E24 The Last Newhart In the midst of a town meeting, a Japanese visitor announces his intentions to purchase the entire town and turn the land into a gigantic golf course. Everyone but Dick is thrilled and sells out.
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