The Heart, She Holler
2011–2014
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Seasons
Season 1
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E1
And So It Begends
When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)
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E2
No Jojo No!
Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.
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E3
Holy Meemaw
Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.
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E4
Fear Is Dog Spelled Bassackwards
Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the Bible.
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E5
Death Begins at Conception
When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.
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E6
Dare to Holler
When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!
Season 2
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E1
Begend the Endginning
Witch sister'll win the Miss Heartshe crown: Hurshe or Hambrosia? Pageant judge Hurlan will try dying... or die trying!
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E2
Proper Dental Care Is Murder
Hambrosia teaches Doc that death is a gift, but Doc exchanges it for a thinly veiled metaphor concerning the complexities of the abortion debate.
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E3
The Blue Lonegoon
Sometimes you just gotta get away from it all, in order to destroy the entirety of civilization.
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E4
The Telltale Butthole
The mind is a terrible thing. Viva Cerebroheims!
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E5
Mu-Mu-Mu-Meat
When a henchbaby's guilt comes back to haunt the Holler, Hurlan must become a man - all over his gun.
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E6
Pequiem for a Recker
Death plays doorbell ditch in Doc's crotch. Hurshe answers the ding dong.
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E7
An Emotional Can of Mommyworms
After many lonely years, Hurlan finally gets to feel the cold touch of a mommy.
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E8
The Dearranged Marriage
Hurlan's tangled heart gets tied up in more twists than a bag of pretzel sticks when he hears the international grunt of love.
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E9
Werelan
The whole of Heartshe gets bitten in the dog by the hot wolf of American sexceptionalism.
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E10
Come Unity
A mysterious stranger shows Heartshe, the rock hard way, that humanity is a celestial continuum.
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E11
Hambrain Jan
The only thing more brainless than a dumb guy is a dumb guy with a brain.
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E12
Preverse Psychologism
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E13
Gamebored
Destiny spelled sdrawkcab is Mee Maw.
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E14
The Endginning
Good things only come to those who crawl desperately into living cadavers.
Season 3
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E1
In Meatro
One billion gods working inside three trillion universes couldn’t possibly create a reality this stupid.
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E2
WUWPs
The history of America is a narrative concerning the triumph of white supremacy.
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E3
Klansgender Rights
Children are born corrupt, but gradually over time they begin to pass away and then rot.
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E4
Groaning Amore
When little ol’ love finally learns to talk, it chooses instead to yowl until its throat fills with brown.
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E5
Oralboros
For once, the tail manages to catch its snake and gobbles it down with a side of bibleberries.
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E6
Slaughter Me to Heaven
The only true fact left in the whole world turns out to be a police sting to catch sexual predators and lock them up behind pearly gates.
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E7
Congroined Hearts
While it is busy having fun, victory is eaten by time flies.
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E8
The Comening
The Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening the Comening, etc.
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