It Ain't Half Hot Mum
1974–1981
Seasons
Season 1
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E1
Meet the Gang
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E2
My Lovely Boy
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E3
The Mutiny of the Punka Wallahs
- E4 A Star is Born Gunner Parkin is "removed" from the concert party. The Sergeant Major plots to have the rest of the gang sent "up the jungle".
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E5
The Jungle Patrol
- E6 It's a Wise Child Attempts are made to find out whether or not RSM Williams really IS Parky's father
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E7
The Road to Bannu
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E8
The Inspector Calls
Season 2
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E1
Showing the Flag
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E2
Down in the Jungle
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E3
The Natives Are Revolting
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E4
Cabaret Time
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E5
The Curse of the Sadhu
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E6
Forbidden Fruits
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E7
Has Anyone Seen My Cobra?
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E8
The Night of the Thugs
Season 3
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E1
The Supremo Show
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E2
Mind My Maharajah
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E3
Bang Goes the Maharajah
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E4
The Grand Illusion
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E5
Pale Hands I Love
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E6
Don't Take the Micky
Season 4
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E1
Monsoon Madness
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E2
Kidnapped in the Khyber
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E3
A Fate Worse Than Death
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E4
Ticket to Blighty
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E5
Lofty's Little Friend
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E6
Flight to Jawani
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E7
We Are Not Amused
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E8
Twenty-One Today
Season 5
- E1 Front Line Entertainers When the men get sent up the jungle, they find that some Australian soldiers have not vacated their camp, as was ordered.
- E2 Bridge Over the River Hipong While they are still having trouble adapting to the jungle, the members of the concert party get the task of building a bridge.
- E3 The Pay-Off The men of the Royal Artillery Concert Party put on a show for Burmese bandits.
- E4 Puddings From Heaven When the men discover a way to get food dropped illegally, they get into trouble. The food (puddings) were meant for some senior officers.
- E5 The Superstar The Concert Party members are made to feel redundant when a talented new arrival steals the limelight.
- E6 The Eternal Quadrangle Gunner Parkins has fallen in love with a pretty Burmese girl from the local village – the same girl that Captain Ashwood and Sergeant Major Williams have been visiting. Then, Gunner Sugden has something to say...
Season 6
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E1
The Stars Look Down
- E2 The Big League After a drunken incident, the men try to make up with the local population by organising a football match.
- E3 The Big Payroll Snatch When the men from the concert party are guarding the Army payroll, a local bandit leader tries to lure the Sergeant Major away from the camp.
- E4 The Dhobi Wallahs Trapped behind enemy lines, the members of the concert party have to disguise themselves as dhobi wallahs.
- E5 Lead, Kindly Light To ensure the very existence of the Concert Party the artists have to impress the area commander.
- E6 Holidays at Home Colonel Reynolds and Captain Ashwood are away, leaving the Sergeant Major to put the concert party on a torturous thirsty jungle-survival course, and he puts them on a charge when writing a complaining note. Later, Lofty dreams about the HMS Bounty in Amsterdam and Hague in Holland.
- E7 Caught Short With money missing from the petty cash, it falls on Captain Ashwood to solve the crime.
Season 7
- E1 That's Entertainment? The Sgt Major makes a decision guaranteed to cause uproar when he picks a Scottish audience to watch a special English performance.
- E2 The Guinea Pigs The Concert Party are roped into testing a new anti-malaria drug.
- E3 Dog in the Manger Captain Ashwood falls victim to unwanted attention from a female officer.
- E4 The Great Broadcast The men get a chance to perform on Forces Radio.
- E5 Class of 1945 In an effort to free themselves from the Sergeant Major, the men suggest that he apply for a commission.
- E6 Star Commandos The Concert Party travels to the front.
Season 8
- E1 Gloria's Finest Hour A head injury changes Beaumont's personality, turning him into a fighting machine.
- E2 Money Talks When Gunner Graham stands to inherit some money, everybody wants to give him financial advice.
- E3 Aquastars A show on the river does not go the way it was planned.
- E4 The Last Warrior Whilst playing the RMS Lollipop, The Concert Party hear that Japan has surrendred on the S.S. Mersury and the Second World War is over. One single Japanese soldier has not heard the news that Japan has surrendered.
- E5 Never the Twain Shall Meet Now that the war is over, the natives return to their village. They want the men from the Concert Party to move out so that they can return to their homes. Sergeant Major Williams insists on dealing with them in a less than diplomatic fashion.
- E6 The Long Road Home It's time for the men from the Concert Party to start the return journey to Britain. Everyone is supposed to have injections before setting off. The vaccine runs out before Lofty gets his jabs, so he has to stay behind when the others begin their journey. A new batch of vaccine turns up after the others have left, so Lofty is given his injections and, accompanied by the Char Wallah, he sets off to try to catch up with the main evacuation party.
- E7 The Last Roll Call The men reach England and prepare for demobilisation.
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