Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
2006–
Seasons
Season 1
- E1 Pilot Our tale begins. Yugi/Yami and Kaiba face-off in a duel.
- E2 Rocky VII Pegasus forces Yugi to battle in the Shadow Realm.
- E3 My Cards Will Go On The gang travel to Duellist Kingdom on a luxurious cruise ship, but onboard shenanigans commence.
- E4 Lord of the Cards Our heroes arrive at the island, but soon discover that they are not alone when someone is found to be missing from the flight manifest.
- E5 My Funny Skankentine Joey must duel against a pair of breasts attached to a woman... with ESP.
- E6 Everybody Hates Mako The gang come across a freaky fish guy with poor social skills.
- E7 Cliffhanger Yugi doesn't stand a ghost of a chance against his next opponent!
- E8 The Plot Thinnens Joey finally gets an episode to prove his worth... and fails miserably...
- E9 El juegos de Tarjeta Will Yugi have to give up his title as Main Character? Will Bakura stop being so British? Will FOX give Zorc & Pals the chance it deserves? Find out all this and MORE in this episode!.
- E10 Both of You, Duel Like You Want to Win Yugi must duel against an insane pyromaniac who likes to play a children's card game.
- E11 ...In America The greatest country on the face of the earth... I wish they didn't throw me out... I miss it badly...
- E12 Duel of the Dead Joey doesn't stand a ghost of a chance when he is up against Zombies.
- E13 Busted Rhymes Bakura gets a bloody good idea on how to rescue everyone! Whodathunk it?
- E14 When Yami Met Sally Its Kaiba vs. Yugi.... again.. in a children's card game... why do they make us suffer like this?
- E15 Duel of Fates Mai is challenged to a duel by none other than... T脙漏a?
- E16 Fanservice! In the dead of the night, the minor characters decide to seize their chance to shine and go off to have an adventure.
- E17 We Interrupt This Broadcast... Ah, the Card Game Channel. The only station you'd be more ashamed to watch than the pay-per-view Porn channels. Everyone's battling for a spot in the final round of Duelist Kingdom, but who will make it through? Surely it would NEVER be Yugi, that would be way too obvious...
- E18 Turn Around Bright Eyes The duel between Yugi and Pegasus commences, but they're not the only ones getting themselves into a bit of action.
- E19 Jagshamesh! Pegasus is greeted by an evil villain and Yugi receives a visit from a crazy Egyptian.
- E20 The Rebexorcist Little girls, possessed teddy bears and card games, no... it's not the plot to the next horrible Ring sequel movie... it's just another episode of The Abridged Series!
- E21 Massively Multiplayer Online Children's Card Game The gang walk into an episode of ReBoot when they are thrown into a virtual world in order to rescue Kaiba.
- E22 Shine on, You Crazy Devlin Duke Devlin is on the scene and he challenges Yugi to play his extremely original dice game.
Season 2
- E1 Yami of Darkness Yugi's puzzle is stolen when the very force of evil itself tries to take over the world.
- E2 Egyptian Exhibition Expo 2007 Kaiba receives a phone call from someone claiming to be Deep Throat... oh wait, that's All The President's Men. Kaiba gets a call from Ishizu Ishtar, promising to inform him of the show's plot. Cue lots an lots of expository dialogue. Can we make this funny? Only one way to found out...
- E3 Dirty Dueling Tea and Yami go on a date, with typically disastrous consequences. Ever see the movie 50 First Dates? Neither have we. But we imagine this episode is a lot like that movie. Except with just the one date. And no Adam Sandler. But that's a sacrifice we're willing to make.
- E4 Mo' Money, Mo' Card Games As Yami learns of his origins as an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh, Kaiba undertakes a potentially deadly videogame tutorial with the promise of confectionary delights as his only reward. Friendships are tested, blood is spilled, and cards are set in face-up position. Here we go again.
- E5 She Blinded Me with Card Games Joey's estranged sister, Serenity, is finally going to have her eye operation. Unbeknownst to her, however, Joey has spent the money for the operation on children's trading cards.
- E6 Who's That Mok茅mon? The Battle City Tournament starts off with a bang as Yugi goes head to head with a rather forgettable henchman, Joey feels the ANIMOSITY, and Mokuba starts down the treacherous journey into kidulthood. Also, John Zhang.
- E7 The Not-So-Super Roba Bros. While Tristan attempts to get to first base with Serenity, Joey duels an extremely loud character named Espa Roba whose entire family both look and sound exactly like him for no adequately explored reason. Apparently psychic powers are a byproduct of inbreeding.
- E8 Sore Yami is missing! It's up to you, taking on the role of his brother Luigi, to find him! Travel to four thrilling locations and solve tedious trivia questions to help rescue him from the evil clutches of Bowser! Purchase this thrilling time-waster today! Entertainment not included. Dinsdale...?
- E9 Perfectly Ultimate Bunghole Joey encounters an Underling-esque weeaboo, except without the mad photoshop skillz. Meanwhile, Marik takes up bird-watching, and Grandpa becomes a stuck record.
- E10 The Worst of Both Worlds Card games: The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Kuriboh. Its five year mission: To abridge strange and confusing duels. To seek out new gags and pop culture references. To boldly go where no limey has gone before. In this episode, Yami seduces another green-skinned alien chick. Or maybe he just duels a mime. It's hard to say.
- E11 Harpoonshipping
- E12 Dork Side of the Moon
- E13 A Tale of Two Tournies
- E14 The Man Who Would Be Steve
- E15 Single White Shemale
- E16 Magnum Farce
- E17 Card Games at 20,000 Feet
- E18 Final Deathstination
- E19 Chenquieh!
- E20 So Long & Thanks for All the Trading Cards
- E21 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mai
- E22 Ishizu Explains It All
- E23 Requiem for a Nyeh
- E24 Melvin'd
Season 3
- E1 Beyond the Fourth Wall
- E2 Penguin Ex Machina
- E3 The Incredible Hobson
- E4 Joey Wheeler Ace Attorney
- E5 The Death of Tristan Taylor
- E6 Seto Kaiba VS the World
- E7 O Mokuba, Where Art Thou?
- E8 They Saved Tristan's Brain
- E9 Stepbrother's Sin
- E10 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Virtual World
- E11 Reservoir Steves
- E12 Desperately Dueling Susan
- E13 Crowd Atlas
- E14 How Kaiba Got His Groove Back
- E15 Muerte Pinata
- E16 Winged Dragon of Rawr!
- E17 Kai
Season 4
- E1 A New Evil Awises
- E2 Puzzled Shipping
- E3 United Sucks
- E4 Toon Pangs
- E5 Mad Mai
- E6 Age/Sex/Life/Points
- E7 A Convenient Truth
- E8 The Break-Up
- E9 Rex and Weevil Do Atlantica
- E10 Throw Haga From the Train
- E11 Right in the Feels
- E12 Valley of the Duels
- E13 Becky with the Good Deck
- E14 Loopy in the Sky with Duel Discs
- E15 Binary Sunseto
Season 5
- E1 YGO Kiwami
- E2 Roof Raph
- E3 Rocks Fall, Everyone Duals
- E4 Bullseye
Season 6
- E1 A Grand Day In
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