Squidbillies
2005–2021
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Williams Street
Seasons
Season 1
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E1
This Show Is Called Squidbillies
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E2
Take This Job and Love It
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E3
School Days, Fool Days
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E4
Chalky Trouble
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E5
Family Trouble
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E6
Office Politics Trouble
Season 2
- E1 Government Brain Voodoo Trouble Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.
- E2 Butt Trouble Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
- E3 Double Truckin' the Tricky Two Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.
- E4 Swayze Crazy Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.
- E5 Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
- E6 Meth O.D. to My Madness Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.
- E7 The Tiniest Princess Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...
- E8 Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
- E9 Bubba Trubba Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.
- E10 Burned and Reburned Again Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...
- E11 Terminus Trouble Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.
- E12 Survival of the Dumbest Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.
- E13 A Sober Sunday Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.
- E14 Rebel with a Claus Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.
Season 3
- E1 Webnecks Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
- E2 Beast Implants Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
- E3 Tween Steam Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
- E4 Wing Nut After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
- E5 Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation" Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
- E6 Earth Worst After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
- E7 The Good One Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
- E8 Sharif Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
- E9 Condition: Demolition! Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
- E10 The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
- E11 The Unbearable Heatness of Fire After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
- E12 Tuscaloosa Dumpling Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
- E13 Armageddon It On! The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
- E14 Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
- E15 Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
- E16 An Officer and a Dental Dam After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
- E17 The Okaleechee Dam Jam When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
- E18 Pile M for Murder Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
- E19 Mud Days and Cornfused During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
- E20 Krystal, Light Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
Season 4
- E1 Lerm After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.
- E2 The Liar, The Bitch and the Bored Rube Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
- E3 The FIne Ol' Solution Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
- E4 Anabolic-holic Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
- E5 Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind Oldest living confederate widow doesn鈥檛 say anything of real relevance.
- E6 The Big Gay Throwdown The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
- E7 Atone Deaf Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
- E8 God's Bro The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God鈥檚 Bro.
- E9 Reunited, And It Feels No Good Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
- E10 Not Without My Cash Cow! When the media sensationalizes his son鈥檚 disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
Season 5
- E1 Need for Weed The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
- E2 The Many Loves of Early Cuyler Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.
- E3 Dead Squid Walking Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.
- E4 Young, Dumb and Full of Gums Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.
- E5 Holodeck Redneck The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)
- E6 Frivolacious Squidigation? Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
- E7 Fatal Distraction Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
- E8 Clowny Freaks Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
- E9 Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.
- E10 America: Why I Love Her A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.
Season 6
- E1 Asbestos I Can Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.
- E2 Class of '86 The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.
- E3 Velvet Messiah Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.
- E4 Big E Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
- E5 Keeping It in the Family Way Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.
- E6 Snow Daddy Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.
- E7 Ballmart Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.
- E8 The Pharaoh's Wad Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
- E9 The Return of Gaga Pee Pap A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
- E10 Trucked Up! After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.
Season 7
- E1 Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.
- E2 Beware the Butt-Cutter Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.
- E3 Squidbilly Manfishing Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.
- E4 Green and Sober Lil goes to drug rehab.
- E5 The Legend of Kid Squid Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.
- E6 From Russia With Stud Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.
Season 8
- E1 Granite Caverns Early becomes king of a cave.
- E2 Ga-Ga-Ghost Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.
- E3 The Inkubator Lives! Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.
- E4 Drone To The Bone Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.
- E5 A Jailhouse Divided Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.
- E6 Stop. Jammertime! A new judge sets out to punish criminals.
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E7
Thou Shale Not Drill
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E8
The Squid Stays in the Picture
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E9
Gun of a Son
Season 9
- E1 Hetero-Cephalo Agenda Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.
- E2 Limbitless Early trades his legs.
- E3 Taint Misbehavin' Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.
- E4 Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
- E5 Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg! Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.
- E6 A Walk To Dignity Sheriff's dad breaks the law.
- E7 Granny Hotfoot Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.
- E8 Sheriff-in-law Early directs his love in the wrong places.
- E9 Hybrid To Hell Early loses the love of his life.
- E10 Jose, Can You? Si! Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.
Season 10
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E1
Lipstick on a Squid
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E2
Southern Pride and Prejudice
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E3
Trackwood Race-ist
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E4
The Peep
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E5
Vicki
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E6
Cephalo-ectomy
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E7
Greener Pastor
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E8
Squash B'Gosh
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E9
Thanks-Taking
Season 11
- E1 Dove in an Iron Cage Justice is served, mayo free.
- E2 The Guzzle Bumpkin Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!
- E3 Jacksonville Jackass Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
- E4 The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.
- E5 The Ballad of the Latrine Marine It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.
- E6 Debased Ball Early exploits himself for attention.
- E7 Tortuga de Mentiras Everyone lies and all the houses burn.
- E8 Duel of the Dimwits Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.
- E9 The War On the War On Christmas Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
- E10 Dewey Two-ey Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.
Season 12
- E1 Forever Autumn Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.
- E2 Galvin Granny finds love and Early loses his mind
- E3 Muscadine Wine Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode
- E4 The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain After finding a priceless Civil War relic, Early sells it for a reasonable price
- E5 Rich Dan, Poor Dan Dan Halen is disappointed to discover financial bankruptcy is not as good as moral bankruptcy
- E6 Cooler-Heads Prevail A premium cooler allows Early to enjoy a new, highfalutin lifestyle
- E7 Blue Lives Battered A social media stunt almost takes Sheriff's life.
- E8 There's Sucker Porn Every Minute Early lets his beak flag fly.
- E9 Events By Russell Rusty's new party business is disrupted by Early
Season 13
- E1 One Man Banned Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.
- E2 Let 'er R.I.P. The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.
- E3 No Space Like Home Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.
- E4 Scorn on the 4th of July Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.
- E5 Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.
- E6 Who-Gives-a-Flip? The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.
- E7 Ol' Hootie Terror strikes from the skies.
- E8 The Liceman Cometh Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.
- E9 This Show Was Called Squidbillies Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.
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