The Simple Life
2003–2007
Seasons
Season 1
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E1
Ro-Day-O vs. Ro-Dee-O
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E2
Dairy Farmin' Divas
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E3
Sonic Burger Shenanigans
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E4
The One About the Rumors
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E5
Shopaholics
- E6 Boy Crazy a.k.a. Fill 'Er Up The ladies get jobs at a gas station-food mart (and bait shop), and soon reel in two local boys as customers, whom they'll accompany to a club. In so doing, they'll stay out beyond their curfew, and in a number of ways they'll pay.
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E7
Goodbye and Good Luck
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E8
The Reunion
- E9 The Lost Episode Paris and Nicole get a job working with a taxidermist; Paris is homesick and relies on Nicole to cheer her up.
Season 2
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E1
The Journey Begins
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E2
Mermaid Outing
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E3
Nudist Resort
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E4
Making Sausages
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E5
Jenny's First Date
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E6
Dancing Sheep
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E7
Play Ball
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E8
Brand-New Look
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E9
Deputized
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E10
Back in the Saddle
- E11 The Stuff We Weren't Allowed to Show You
Season 3
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E1
Mechanics
- E2 Secretaries When Paris and Nicole stop in Manhattan to intern in the mailroom of a marketing company, they learn that climbing the corporate ladder is hard, especially in designer shoes.
- E3 Airline Paris and Nicole take flight to the friendly skies as they get jobs working for an airline. But things turn out bad when Nicole freaks out that her host's cat attacks Foxy Cleopatra.
- E4 Mortuary Paris and Nicole decide to take jobs working at a funeral home in New Jersey. Chaos reigns as usual as Nicole accidently disposes the remains of someone in the most worst place. Also, both girls try to interfer in their host families habits of smoking, much to their angry chargin.
- E5 Plastic Surgery Paris and Nicole go and work with a plastic surgeon. Obviously, chaos reigns more ways than one. Also, Meanwhile, the girls hit it off with their new host family and leave quite a lasting impression on the mom.
- E6 Broadcasting Paris and Nicole work as weather-woman on Fox 45 Baltimore News.
- E7 Daycare Paris and Nicole are interns at a day-care center.
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E8
Zoo
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E9
Bakery
- E10 Psychic Paris and Nicole intern for a psychic in Washington, D.C., and play matchmaker for their host grandmother.
- E11 Nursing Home Paris and Nicole intern at a retirement home and although they fail at cooking and cleaning, they make up for it by adding their own twist to the seniors' activity calendar.
- E12 Ad Agency (BK) The girls are now in Miami where Paris and Nicole intern at an advertising agency and their new host family, the Jacobs, have baby orangutans Pumpkin and Peanut. And Paris & Nicole have to create a new ad for Burger King.
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E13
Firefighters
- E14 Manufacturing The girls intern at a manufacturing firm where their work proves dull, however they manage to have fun with their host family.
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E15
Wedding Planner
- E16 Dentistry The girls last stop is Tennessee, where they fall into the hands of an overly-chipper motivational speaker and beauty queen coach. So this diva convinces Paris to enter the local pageant. Meanwhile, their last internship is at a dentist's office where Paris and Nicole must drill.
Season 4
- E1 The Nolan Family Paris and Nicole are preggers! Well, sorta. The girls strap on 35-pound pregnancy suits and take the place of a nine-month-pregnant stay-at-home wife. Shopping and parties are out of the question as Paris and Nicole struggle to clean house, raise a three-year-old, survive Lamaze class...and hit the strip clubs? Yep, the girls do pregnancy their own way! So, when Nicole takes Mr. Nolan to a nudie joint, Mrs. Nolan's hormones go through the roof.
- E2 The Ghauri Family Paris and Nicole trade in their designer dresses for traditional saris when they take over the responsibilities of a traditional Pakistani mom. With the patient help of their "husband" and Americanized fifteen-year-old "son," the girls manage to dress, speak and dance like conservative Pakistani housewives...or at least their version of it. But things don't go as well when Paris and Nicole decide to share their experiences, namely how they like to party.
- E3 The Weekes Family Paris and Nicole fill in for a housewife who is desperate to keep the spark alive in her 12-year marriage. The girls' "husband for a day" bends over backward as he tries to teach them how a relationship works, but commitment just doesn't come easily for Paris and Nicole. To show this couple how they would keep the spark alive, Paris gets wild 'n' wet on a golf course, and Nicole brings blindfolds, tequila and an erotic photo shoot into the mix. It's safe to say this host couple may never be the same.
- E4 The Padilla Family Paris and Nicole vist a new family and are asked to play mother to four children.
- E5 The Bowden Family Paris and Nicole throw suprise commitment ceremonies for unwed lesbian mothers.
- E6 The Murrie Family Paris and Nichole are challenged by caring for a five year old and a baby.
- E7 The Contreras Family Paris and Nicole endure a memorable camping trip with the family.
- E8 The Beggs Family Paris and Nicole help out a family with a messy house.
- E9 The Burton Family Paris and Nicole visit an artistic family. New-age values are put to the test.
- E10 The Confrontation A couple, who have been married for 64 years, give Paris and Nicole a well deserved lesson about love, life and togetherness.
Season 5
- E1 Welcome to Camp Shawnee Paris and Nicole are finally back together after their long fight and Malibu's Camp Shawnee gets the pleasure of meeting them. Paris and Nicole are introduced to the campers interested in losing weight. The girls try and help the hungry campers by retrieving their junk food.
- E2 Big Primpin Paris and Nicole try to help the campers of Camp Shawnee get into shape. They show the female campers how to loose weight 'their' way and the girl and boy campers go into competition on who can loose the most weight. Nicole gives Hunter tips on impressing Paris. Hunter later finds out that Paris doesn't impress easily.
- E3 Pageant Girls Just Want to Have Fun Paris and Nicole cause mischief when they try to council a group of girls and their moms for a pageant. Paris helps Joey, the camp directors son with his first date. Nicole has to break the news to Hunter that Paris only likes him as a friend.
- E4 Showstoppers Paris and Nicole prepare the campers and their moms for the pageant. With an unexpected turn of events, the mom's are made to do the pageant and their daughters prepare them.
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E5
Flirting with Disaster
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E6
Committed
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E7
Say Hello to Myke Hawke
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E8
Babes in the Woods
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E9
Almost Fame-Less
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E10
Hollywood Ending
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