Titus
2000–2002
Seasons
Season 1
- E1 Sex With Pudding Titus, Dave and Tommy snoop in Erin's office when Titus suspects she's having an affair.
- E2 Dad Is Dead Titus and Dave suspect their dad is dead: he's been in his room for four straight days--without getting a beer. But they're both too scared to go in and check.
- E3 Dave Moves Out Dave is arrested for grand theft--charges brought by his dad--for taking the VCR when he moved out secretly, per Titus's suggestion.
- E4 The Breakup "All this happiness [with Erin] is freaking me out," says Titus. So he finds a way to sabotage their relationship, as he learned from his father.
- E5 Titus Integritous Dave and Tommy get a chance to override Titus, whose integrity is questioned when he refuses a customer's request that will mar an otherwise perfect car.
- E6 Red Asphalt Dave helps, Erin hinders and Tommy panics as Titus jockeys with another driver in a car he customized for Ken's birthday.
- E7 Mom's Not Nuts Titus is the only one to remain on full alert when his institutionalized mother shows up, officially released and apparently cured.
- E8 Intervention Ken's recent behavior prompts Titus to organize an intervention--to start him drinking again, revealing a wealth of secrets and lies among the participants.
- E9 Episode Eleven Ken has a heart attack while driving and blames Titus, who has a picture that proves otherwise.
Season 2
- E1 Titus Is Dead Ken blames his heart attack on Titus, and the private nurse Titus hires sides with Ken, who feels much better, thank you.
- E2 The Test Questions before donating blood for Papa Titus reveal neither Erin nor Titus had safe sex when both cheated, but Titus balks at an HIV test.
- E3 The Surprise Party The plan to derail Ken and Kathy is itself derailed when Ken announces that Kathy is moving in, prompting another plan--and another derailment.
- E4 What's Up, Hollywood? After Ken uses "proud," "love" and "son" in the same sentence, Titus instinctually prepares for something bad, a prescient move as Ken blames him for another driving mishap.
- E5 Locking Up Mom Titus's schizophrenic mother's competency hearing brings everyone together--to keep her locked up.
- E6 The Perfect Thanksgiving Erin's family is on hand when she and Titus plan to announce their engagement at Thanksgiving dinner--which ends up in an emergency room.
- E7 Tommy's Girlfriend The return to town of his first love inspires fear and excitement in Tommy, while she knows only fear.
- E8 The Reconcilliation Juanita springs another surprise as she dines with Titus, which makes Ken jealous.
- E9 Last Noelle Little by little, Erin learns why Titus lied about going to an ex-girlfriend's wake--and it's not pretty.
- E10 Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! At a hot-rod show, Dave and Tommy note that Titus is taking sole credit for their entry--and Ken notes it even more.
- E11 When I Say Jump Thrill-seeker Titus is undaunted by the death of the parachutist who jumped off a bridge before him. Erin, though, is daunted--fiercely.
- E12 Episode 27 Titus fires back after Ken's fiancée, Kathy, replaces him as best man at the rehearsal dinner that Titus organized.
- E13 The Smell of Success News of the car-show incident prompts clients to cancel their orders--and Titus writes a bad check to return a deposit.
- E14 Deprogramming Erin Having driven her away with his drinking, Titus gets Erin back--by tying her in a sack and kidnapping her from her parents' home.
- E15 NASCAR Erin gets Titus and Ken to drive across the country together--by telling each that the other is dying.
- E16 Life Forward A self-help guru's seminar brings personal breakthroughs for Erin, Titus--and himself, courtesy of Ken Titus.
- E17 Gift of the Car Guy To finance a move into drag racing, Titus makes a bold move, without telling Erin--who's also kept something from Titus.
- E18 Tommy's Girlfriend No. 2 A gathering includes Tommy's new girlfriend--the waitress Titus slept with during a one-night breakup with Erin.
- E19 Hard Ass Titus and Erin differ on how to handle their new housemate, Erin's 15-year-old niece, a hellion who's selling pot to finance college.
- E20 Private Dave Titus tries to undo what he sees as damage when Dave's response to a Dear John letter is to join the Army.
- E21 Three Strikes Erin is left with a broken leg after an encounter with a burglar. The crook is suspected to be her lowlife brother, whose next conviction will send him away for life.
- E22 The Pit Titus enters a funny car in races to rebuild his business, and Ken is part of the pit crew--until father-son tensions mount.
- E23 The Pendulum Ken and Erin confront the uncertainty of Titus's fate following his accident.
- E24 The Wedding Family members gather for the nuptials of Erin and Titus, against the couple's fervent--and wise--wishes.
Season 3
- E1 Racing in the Streets Titus starts street racing for cash, fueling fury in Erin, who nursed him back from his last racing injury.
- E2 Amy's Birthday Erin's surprise birthday party for niece Amy is an eye-opener for Erin when she sees the squalor in which the girl lives.
- E3 Tommy's Not Gay Titus is determined to mend fences after Tommy rejects his father, who's just revealed he's gay.
- E4 Shannon's Song Titus's sister Shannon, who's outshone him at every turn, does so again at the reopening of his shop.
- E5 Grad School Erin disdains, then requests Titus's help when she visits troubled teens for her first grad-school assignment as a interning social worker.
- E6 Houseboat Christmas on a houseboat brings a kinder, gentler Ken when he thinks his best friend has fallen overboard.
- E7 The Trial Titus tries to keep Ken from testifying as his mother goes on trial for murdering her last husband at Titus's wedding.
- E8 Grandma Titus Phyllis Diller plays Grandma Titus, who still intimidates Ken despite her Alzheimer's, which has her trying to teach a high-school class.
- E9 Errrr Suicidal over a broken romance, Amy listens to Titus as he tries to talk her out of it with tales of his own youth—which don't make that great a case.
- E10 Tommy's Crush Titus is firmly opposed to romance between his sister Shannon and Tommy, neither of whom is listening to him.
- E11 Into Thin Air Tired of carrying Dave, Titus decides it's finally time he learns to fend for himself--when they're both stranded on an icy cliff.
- E12 Too Damn Good A car executive seeks a new design from Titus, who turns to Ken for inspiration when he has a creative block.
- E13 Bachelor Party En route to Vegas for Titus's bachelor party, the boys encounter a woman in labor, delaying Titus's call to Erin, who imagines the worst.
- E14 Hot Streak Titus weighs whether to be a concerned son or a passive buddy to Ken, who tells his buddy to ignore the heart-attack signs he's experiencing.
- E15 The Session As part of Erin's therapist training, the Titus clan participates in a family session, where issues of trust surface between Titus and Erin.
- E16 Same Courtesy A cannon is key to Titus's plan for vengeance on Erin--on her birthday, no less--for her role in his humiliating therapy session.
- E17 After Mrs. Shafter A softer side of Ken emerges as he courts a new woman, who happens to be Tommy's mother.
- E18 The Visit Titus's schizophrenic mother visits as he and Erin are scrutinized by a social worker regarding their care of Erin's niece.
- E19 Insanity Genetic (1) Following his personal loss, Titus disdains grief, until an olfactory memory triggers an emotional flood while flying home.
- E20 Insanity Genetic (2) Removed from the plane by the FBI, the unhappy quintet undergoes interrogation, including questions about Titus's sanity.
- E21 The Protector Titus aims to throw a scare into a boy who's been insulting Amy and nearly gets himself thrown in jail, but for the intervention of Erin--and the offender's father.
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